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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    Hehehe, that's funny, :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    LOL I read one of those tech stories about a woman complaing her printer wouldn't work - she was holding the piece of paper against the screen!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 972 ✭✭✭havok*


    ROFL !!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 georgie


    -- the pic WAS funny but as a response on behalf of my gender,please read the following :-)

    Last Thing a Man/Women Would Say



    <b>The Last Things Any MAN Would Ever Say:</b>

    10) I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherf@#$%r.
    9) While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
    8) I think hairy butts are really sexy.
    7) Her tits are just too big.
    6) Sometimes I just want to be held.
    5) That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
    4) Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
    3) We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
    2) F#@k Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
    1) I think we are lost, we better pull over ands ask for directions.

    The Last Things Any WOMAN Would Ever Say:

    10) Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
    9) Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
    8) I think hairy butts are really sexy.
    7) Hey, get a whiff of that one.
    6) Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
    5) This diamond is way too big!
    4) I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
    3) Wow, it really is 14 inches!
    2) Does this make my butt look too small?
    1) I'm wrong, you must be right again.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,815 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    hehe
    Good one.
    I have a load more in an email on a CDR at home. but I'm in college. So you'll have to wait. I control your life. Bow down and put ketchup on the sacred rasher.


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  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    LOL


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,703 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manach


    Lol, though if I hung that pic on my cube wall, I'd be getting a visit from HR real soon.


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