Dizzy Blonde????

audge

Just got this in an email...................


> > A blonde walks into a bank in Dublin and asks
for the loan officer. She
> > says she's going to New York on business for
two weeks and needs to
>borrow
> > EUR5,000. The bank officer says the bank will
need some kind of security
> > for the loan, so the blonde hands over the
keys to a new Mercedes.
> >
> > The car is parked on the street in front of
the bank, she has the title
> > and everything checks out. The bank agrees to
accept the car as
>collateral
> > for the loan.
> >
> > The bank's president and its officers all
enjoy a good laugh at the
> > blonde for using a EUR250,000 Mercedes as
collateral against a EUR5,000
> > loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds
to drive the Mercedes into
>the
> > bank's underground garage and parks it there.
> >
> > Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays
the EUR5,000 and the
> > interest, which comes to EUR15.40. The loan
officer says ... "Miss, we
>are
> > very happy to have had your business! and
this transaction has worked
>out
> > very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we
>checked
> > you out and found that you are a
millionaire. What puzzles us is, why
> > would you bother to borrow EUR5,000?"
> >
> > The blonde replies ..
> >
> > "Where else in Dublin can I park my car for
two weeks for only EUR15.40
> > and expect it to be there when I return?"

threebeards

Very good

Ro: maaan!

Saw it coming. Very good.

biko

good one but ffs clean them up before posting! (you were just waiting for someone to say that eh ?)

de5p0i1er

The blonde stricks back.