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Heaven

  • 04-11-2005 11:01pm
    #1
    mp3guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,970 ✭✭✭


    A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.

    They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

    The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish
    is granted.

    This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

    When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

    Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.

    The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".


Comments

  • #2
    Pauly26
    Registered Users Posts: 569 ✭✭✭Pauly26


    Not bad, made me laugh


  • #3
    HybridTech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭HybridTech


    Very good! Bet he was popular as well as ugly!!!!!!!! :D


  • #4
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Gotta love some one that evil.


  • #5
    RefulgentGnomon
    Registered Users Posts: 354 ✭✭RefulgentGnomon


    Reminds me of a 3 Paddys joke. They were all on a boat stranded in the ocean. A genie appears and grants them a wish each. Paddy the Englishman says "I want to go home to London." Paddy the Scotsman says "I want to go home to Edinburgh". Paddy the Irishman says "I'm lonely. I wish my two friends would come back."


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