Are you a culchie?

Bard

Funny quiz thing from P45.net:

http://www.p45.net/funomatics/culchie/

"A cow is not just for burgers - it's for life" !

azezil

Well Holy God! This is to certify that you ARE a culchie! From County Kilkenny!

And your grand score is 35%

richindub2

What's a really intelligent chat-up line?

"Howya fixshed for a bit a howya goin' on?" (whilst winking like an epileptic)

Lol A few other really good ones in there too.

Well Holy God! This is to certify that you ARE a culchie! From County Dublin!


And your grand score is 10%

Thanks for taking our test. And remember: A cow is not just for burgers - it's for life, and it's only 73 days left till the hoppin' for the shoppin' up in Dublin on December 8th!

nesf

Classic one Bard! After putting myself in the mindset of a few mates of mine i came up with a mere 26%! Whats da storie like bhoy?

azezil

oh dear this makes me look bad getin 35% LMAO

nesf

I wouldn't worry about it, being from the true capitial gives one a kind of geniality whic allows one to overcome such things as sisters/brothers for wives


That said man, I was trying to score highly, how did you get into the 30's?

amp

Originally posted by richindub2
What's a really intelligent chat-up line?

"Howya fixshed for a bit a howya goin' on?" (whilst winking like an epileptic)

Interesting approach, the confuse and vanquish method. The intended is so busy trying to navigate the grammar that bewilderment ensues. Must try that when next in Spirals*


[amp wanders off frantically blinking while studying a tractor catalogue]

I'VE GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE HARVESTER!!


*It is my lifes ambition to pull in Spirals Nightclub in Tralee. Believe me if you understand a Kerry person (when you're from beyond the Kingdom) in a noisy nightclub with drink taken then you can pull anywhere.

-RaY-

ROFL 45% /me goes and look for some sheep

TwoShedsJackson

Originally posted by richindub2
What's a really intelligent chat-up line?

'Hold my pint while I go for a $hit'

If she's still there when you get back, you've pulled!!!!!

smoke.me.a.kipper

boo! down with p45.net!

po0k

Whoop-dee-doo





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Sadie

OK, so strictly speaking this should be posted on the humour board, but since ye started it here....

The Culchies Commandments

01) - Thou shalt drink only pints and/or “whiskey.”
02) - Thou shalt always ate the skin of yer rasher.
03) - Thou shalt always stand at the back during mass, or even better, in the porch talking.
04) - Thine Wife shalt emulate Biddy from Glenroe.
05) - Thou shalt emulate Miley.
06) - Thou shalt “Suck Diesel.”
07) - Thou shalt pretend to know all about “The Headage.”
08) - Thou shalt look after your tractor better than your car.
09) - Thou shalt have no “Revershing” lights or number plate on your trailers.
10) - Thou shalt display a “Travellin’ to Flavin” sticker on the back window of all vehicles.
11) - Thou shalt wear your Ivomec Pour-On fleece with pride.
12) - Thou shalt not use but half-inch Wavin or “a good Sally Rod” for beatin cattle.
13) - Thine sons shall play GAA.
14) - Thine daaawwwthur shall marry the local centhur-forward.
15) - Thou shalt hold regular arguments with d’telly.
16) - Thou shalt reminisce the Fair Day, the Threshing, Kickin’ Cabbages and the Corncrake.
17) - Thou shalt know a Mickeen Tomeen Joe and a Paddy Joe Paaaack from ”the
top of the parish.”
18) - Thou shalt ate “Hang Sangwiches” at all GAA matches.
19) - Thou shalt hate “Those Backstard the Tans.”
20) - Thou shalt be edumacated by the Chrissshtian Brethers.
21) - Thou shalt pronounce ‘Yellow’ as ‘Yolla’.
22) - Thou shalt carry the A.I. Man’s mobile number on you at all times.
23) - Thou shalt not visit Dublin ( except to Croker and to bring the wife shoppin’ on the 8th of December ).
24) - Thou shalt not fail to attend the Ploughing Championships and all Steam Rallies.
25) - Thou shalt always know how to reek turf bether than thine Neighbour.
26) - Thou shalt use balin’ twine to hold up thine trousers.
27) - Thou shalt not ever visit the dentist.
28) - Thou shalt not miss an episode of “The Weather.”
29) - Thou shalt have many many injuries from “that Hooooor of Charlois I got from that cowboy calf-dealer.”
30) - Thou shalt wear cap crooked.
31) - Thou shalt love all Big John Wayne’s fims, especially “The Quiet Man.”
32) - Thine son shall be nicknamed “Bungalow,” ‘cos “he’s got nothin’ upstairs.”
33) - Thou shalt shoot stray dogs.
34) - Thou shalt drown cats.
35) - Thou shalt think all Lesbians are from Lesbia.
36) - Thou shalt annually run the tractor off the end of the pit when tramping silage.
37) - Thou shalt taste all barrels of Molasses.
38) - Thou shalt think it’s great craic to ring PJ and roar into the phone while he’s with “the bit of stuff.”
39) - Thine favourite chat-up line shalt be “Howya fixshed for a bit a howya goin’ on ?” whilst winking like an epileptic.
40) - Thou shalt paint “Whatever County for Sam!” on all of your round bales.
41) - Thou shalt never leave the country.
42) - Thou shalt have a Heinz-57 mongrel of a dog which is good for nothin’ except terrorising the neighbour’s sheep.
43) - Thou shalt only bathe on a sathurday niyat, using only carbolic soap
44) - Thou shalt read the Farmer’s Journal.
45) - Thou shalt always support your county GAA team whilst curshing them for being “pure ****e” at every given opportunity.
46) - Thine sweet of choice shall be either Ritchies After-Dinner Mints or Silvermints.
47) - Thou shalt only be aware of strippers of the bovine kind.
48) - Thou shalt refer to Soccer as “The Foreign Game.”
49) - Thou shalt always sing to dirty line to “Alice.”
50) - Thou shalt always receive Communion on the tongue, licking the priest’s hand in the process.

Bard

Originally posted by Sadie

35) - Thou shalt think all Lesbians are from Lesbia.

Tch :rolleyes: ... everyone knows they're from LESBANIA!!!!

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Nice one btw...

what about "thou shalt idolise Big Tom and Dickie Rock" ?

Sadie

lol:D

azezil

hmmm thats weird, i done it again n got a point for every answer (ya i'm culchie! lol) but i only got 32%!?!? i got some wrong the first time n got 35%

Casiel

Well Holy God! This is to certify that you ARE a culchie!
From County Kildare

And your grand score is 23%


.....and you think you know people!

Swifty

Hahah, nice one bard

Well Holy God! This is to certify that you ARE a culchie! From County Waterford!

and you are probably lopsided too
And your grand score is 58%

Ah but now in fairness, I did say I had a 54 inch left leg and a 4 inch right one.

OSiriS

Well Holy God! This is to certify that you ARE a culchie! From County Sligo!

and you are probably lopsided too
And your grand score is 89%

Thanks for taking our test. And remember: A cow is not just for burgers - it's for life, and it's only 64 days left till the hoppin' for the shoppin' up in Dublin on December 8th!

Strange my rating jimped from 29% to 89% by altering the length of my legs