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nectarines and the uses therein...

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  • 25-09-2001 7:11pm
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    youreafeistyone
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    right, now we know the world is embedded with hanger onners and full of sh*tes. and sometimes they can drag you into the full of ****edness...and that is a very bad place to be...involving spatulas and a leotard...my proposal is that we pelt them all with nectarines...bear with me...and then we'll all know who is full of sh*te by the juicy membranes clinging to the flesh wounds created by the aforementioned pelted nectarines. good, no?! we'll be able to smell them from a mile away and the mauldy auld bi*ches we'll help us make some nice fruit smoothies...its ingenious i tell you!!! any other ideas out there? come on...bring on the pshychosis...


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    i am god....no seriously
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭i am god....no seriously


    well....i do feel that having to pelt all the ****e talkers in the world will use up a lot of our very much needed energy.........i do though think that dogs can however sort of sense ****e when its been spoken.....and so this is what i propose....
    we buy in a whole load of dogs and let them roam free.....when someone starts talking ****e, they start howling and it drowns out the ****e!.....hehehehehehehehehehehehehee......................


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