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The Chef Boyardee Bandit Strikes

Yo Mamma · 2001-09-27 15:31:08

Can of ravioli used to threaten clerk in botched robbery attempt Seriously, this kid must have been high as $h1t. Why else would he assume that a can of pre-processed italian goodness would be mistaken for a weapon? And I'm sorry, but if I were a sales clerk, I'd figure it to be a gag until after I'd seen the weapon.…

27-09-2001 4:31pm

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Yo Mamma

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Can of ravioli used to threaten clerk in botched robbery attempt

Seriously, this kid must have been high as $h1t. Why else would he assume that a can of pre-processed italian goodness would be mistaken for a weapon? And I'm sorry, but if I were a sales clerk, I'd figure it to be a gag until after I'd seen the weapon. Besides, even if it was wrapped in his shirt, he's still holding it like a can wrapped in a shirt. No trigger, no shoot, equals a swift kick in the a$$ and a few chuckles out of me. And from what the story says, the can was somewhat visible. I think at that point I would've grabbed the nearest can of Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles Spaghetti-O's® and thrown down on his a$$. I bet they wouldn't have deducted the dented can that I cracked against his skull from my paycheck.

I was a hero, after all.

LOL

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