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So what's your name?

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  • 29-09-2001 9:23pm
    #1
    Aspro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 359 ✭✭


    A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks he decided to offer her a drink and make small talk. She accepted.

    "What's your name?" he asked her.

    "Carmen," she replied.

    "That's a nice name. Did your mother or father name you that?"

    "Neither. I changed my name when I was eighteen from Sharon to Carmen."

    "Why did you do that?" he asked.

    "Well," she explained, "I like men and I like cars, so that is how I got my name. What's your name?"

    "Beerpussy," the man replied.


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    Bloody Drunkard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭Bloody Drunkard


    U robbed that off Hugey from the fun Lovin Criminals

    He said it at Witnness when his guitar broke

    theif


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    rymus
    Registered Users Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    Martha, get my shotgun...


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