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Jolly Green Giant is after your wife!!!

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  • 11-10-2001 11:32pm
    #1
    Kukamunga
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭


    Look out for the following clues:

    10. You find a love letter addressed to "My ho ho
    ho..."

    9. Bottle of shampoo in shower which reads "For Oily,
    Green Hair"

    8. Complains to marriage counselor you're not "jolly,"
    "green," or "giant"

    7. Secret admirer keeps leaving crates of frozen peas
    on your lawn

    6. Her lingerie reeks of creamed spinach

    5. In newest commercials, the Jolly Green Giant is
    wearing your bathrobe

    4. The way she gazes longingly at a spear of asparagus

    3. Your last two kids have been green

    2. You've never seen anyone eat corn on the cob that
    way

    1. She makes disparaging remarks about your "niblets"


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    #2
    Mr.Applepie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭Mr.Applepie


    I like the thread but u sir are a signature stealer!!!


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    #3
    Kukamunga
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭Kukamunga


    My sincerest apologies.


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    #4
    Giblet
    Registered Users Posts: 11,979 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    the bathrobe one and the green kids are class


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    Mr.Applepie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭Mr.Applepie


    Originally posted by Kukamunga
    My sincerest apologies.

    I'm glad to see dat some ppl in the world today still have some manners!


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    #6
    Lyconix
    Registered Users Posts: 455 ✭✭Lyconix


    Heh funny stuff, keep 'em coming :)


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