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Mary had a little lamb.......

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  • 13-10-2001 1:09pm
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    kaimera
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    Mary had a little lamb
    a little lamb
    a little lamb
    Mary had a little lamb
    it's fleech was as white as snow

    And every where that Mary went
    Mary went
    Mary went
    And every where that Mary went
    the lamb was sure to go

    It followed her to work one day
    work one day
    work one day
    It followed her to work one day

    But Mary worked in an abbitoire
    and the lamb was M.I.A

    :(


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    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Mary had a little lamb
    Her father shot it dead
    And now she brings it into school
    With 2 little bits of bread
    :D


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    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    R O F L

    Positively brillaint m8!!
    two thumbs up ;)


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    trazix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 60 ✭✭trazix


    Mary had a little sheep
    and with the sheep she went to sleep
    the sheep turned out to be a Ram
    and Mary had a little Lamb


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    rumpelstiltskin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 229 ✭✭rumpelstiltskin


    Mary had a little skirt

    with splits right up the sides

    and every time that Mary walked

    the boys could see her Thighs

    Mary had another skirt

    twas split right up the front

    ...but she didn't wear that one very often


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    TheWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭TheWolf


    Mary had a little lamb...
    Her case comes up on Friday


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    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    God...you gotta love that animal of a lamb!!


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    #8
    Magwitch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 589 ✭✭✭Magwitch


    A POEM

    Mary had a little lamb,
    She thought it rather silly,
    She threw it up in the air,
    and caught it by the.

    Willy was a little boy,
    Sitting in the grass,
    Along came a spider,
    and bit him in the.

    Ask no questions,
    tell no lies,
    I saw policemen pulling down.

    Flies a bothersom,
    Bees a worse,
    thats the end of this little verse.....

    I might add, "from a miss spent youth in primary school....." :rolleyes:


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