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  • 14-10-2001 12:46am
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    Lograce
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    A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.

    The bartender thinks "this guy doesn't know the difference,"
    so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch.

    The patron takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the bartender
    "I said 12-year old scotch, you bozo!"

    Still unimpressed the bartender pours some 6-year old scotch.
    The patron takes a sip...same reaction.

    But the bartender still doesn't believe the patron knows the difference.
    So he pours a shot of 10-year old scotch. Again, same reaction from the patron.

    Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours the patron a glass of 12-year-old scotch.
    The patron takes a sip and is most satisfied.

    All the while this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has been watching.
    He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and drunkedly says:
    "Shay mishter, tashte this!" The patron obliges...he promptly spits it out.

    "****e it tastes like piss!," he shoots back at the drunk.

    The drunk replies: "It ish. Now how old am I?"


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