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Head cure *slightly rude*

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  • 17-10-2001 10:09pm
    #1
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭


    A man comes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.
    When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor
    patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines
    and STILL no improvement.

    "Listen", says the doc "I have migraines, too..and the advice I'm going
    to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's
    advice that I've gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine,
    I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have

    my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand...especially
    around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub,
    take her into the bedroom and, even if my head is killing me, I force
    myself to have sex...and almost always the headache is immediately gone.
    Give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."

    Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin.

    "Doc! I took your advice and it works! it REALLY WORKS! I've had
    migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped

    me!"

    "Well", says the physician, "I'm glad I could help".

    "By the way, Doc," the patient adds,
    "You have a really nice house."


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