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Lovers Of The World *SLIGHTLY RUDE*

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  • 18-10-2001 5:15pm
    #1
    Lucifer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭


    THE ART OF MAKING LOVE

    The Italian says, "When I've a finisheda makina da love with my girlfriend,
    I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches
    abovea da bed in ecstasy".

    The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze
    love
    with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer
    soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in
    pure ecstasy".

    The Aussie says, "Mate, that's nothing. When I've finished shaggin my
    chick,
    I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my dong on the curtains.
    And MATE ..... She hits the furking roof !!!"


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