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  • 18-10-2001 5:18pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭


    LETTER SENT TO DEAR DEIRDRE ADVICE COLUMN...


    From Anto of Coolock, Dublin.

    I am unemployed. My parents live in Coolock and
    one of my sisters, who lives in Tallaght, is married to a guy from Cork.
    My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
    marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are
    prostitutes. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a
    non-parole life sentence in Mountjoy for the rape + murder of a teenage
    boy in 1994, the other currently being held in Portlaoise on remand
    centre on charges of incest with his three children. I have recently
    become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who indeed is still a
    part time 'working girl' in a brothel, however, her time there is limited
    as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon
    as possible
    and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel
    with
    my fiance utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I
    am
    hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I
    would
    prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off
    the streets and hopefully the heroin. My problem is this: I love my
    fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I
    want to be totally honest with her.

    Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being from Cork?


Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    this is another example of a joke twisted around to allow some tart to get his jollies off a Corkman... wait for the rebellion.. just wait


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19 partyman28


    LOL!!! classic :D:D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,413 ✭✭✭✭Trojan


    it was about the cousin working for Microslop.

    Al.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭OSiriS


    of course they changed his name for the advice column


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