Be Careful Sending Emails!

Lucifer

After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle
man departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he was
to meet his wife the next day at the conclusion of her business
trip to Minneapolis. They were looking forward to pleasant weather
and a nice time together. Unfortunately, there was some sort of
mix
up at the boarding gate and the man was told he would have to wait
for a later flight. He tried to appeal to a supervisor but was
told
the airline was not responsible for the problem and it would do no
good to complain. Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he
discovered
that Miami Beach was having a heat wave and its weather was
almost as
uncomfortably hot as Seattle's was cold. The desk clerk gave him
a message that his wife would arrive as planned. He could hardly
wait to
get to the pool area to cool off, and quickly sent his wife an
e-mail-but, due to his haste, he made an error in the address. His
message
therefore arrived at the home of an elderly preacher's wife whose
even
older
husband had gone to his reward only the day before. When the
grieving
widow
opened her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out an
anguished

scream, and fell to the floor. Her family rushed to her room
where they
saw
this message on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Departed yesterday as you know. Just now got checked in.
Some confusion at the gate. Appeal was denied. Received
confirmation
of your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.

P.S.: Things are not as we thought. You're going to be
surprised at how hot it is down here.

Vikktakkht

old and crap joke... why bother wasting peoples time with this?

Shiminay

You're new, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt...

Please don't flame people if they've posted something you've seen before. It's in the Rules at the top of the thread list.

Thanks and enjoy!

Dav/Kharn
Humour Board moderator.