Cloud Boards: The Gathering

Crash&Burn

yeah every one forget about me *cough* *cough*

Illkillya

nice one
needs an Angelwhore card tho.. read over the Music board for inspiration

Dave

I think a Shinji Card is in order

Hobbes

Originally posted by MindPhuck
Here's one that I didn't see covered

I think rather then "STFU" it should be "Your posts may taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know because I'd never read the Mother ****ers"

MindPhuck

Heh,

Adjusted

DeVore

You all have faaar too much time on your hands. Esp you Hobbes.

DeV.

Shiminay

Hobbes

I fixed up the text and made some changes to your card MP (if you don't mind )

bubbles

I like your Shinji Card Hobbes, but it seems to be from a very old edition..... I have the Shinji card from the 4th edition, which is more up to date.

amp

Where's the "Bubbles commits suicide in protest card" got to?



heh

MindPhuck

Np Hobbes at all. Very cool. Best larf I've had in ages.

Cake Fiend

Mills

LMAO at the Monty of Terror . The rest are a great laugh as well .

Shinji

Bubbles - cool, looks like I'm doing something right then


Plyd all, I'm laughing like a nut at these in work and looking like (more of) a tit (than usual)...

Asuka

ROFL, played guys, but...

I WANT A CARD!!!

A

Asuka

Something along these lines i think...


A

Mills

LOL I can't believe I didn't notice the likeness before .

Hobbes

I thought this one would be closer.

GoneShootin

it is truly something special when cards of these quality join forces to produce the ultimate image gallery

Asuka

Played Hobbes

A

Clintons Cat

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
by the way, you forgot snargle the flangemaster and his +3 rod of irony.
often plyed in an attempt to switch sides in a heated flame war...

yeah i think i ve played that card too many times in the past.

Usually when i have been unable to really articulate what is really bothering me.
Its kind of strange but i have learned a valuable lesson here about myself,my identity and the way i perceive myself.

i think i understand my emotional retardation a whole lot better than before our little spat in the "DYK any gay people"thread
..knowing i was completely over reacting but unable to contain myself.
does that make any sense?

Probally not.


..........

Hobbes

Last card..

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Clintons Cat


yeah i think i ve played that card too many times in the past.

Usually when i have been unable to really articulate what is really bothering me.
Its kind of strange but i have learned a valuable lesson here about myself,my identity and the way i perceive myself.

i think i understand my emotional retardation a whole lot better than before our little spat in the "DYK any gay people"thread
..knowing i was completely over reacting but unable to contain myself.
does that make any sense?

Probally not.


..........

yes, lol

MiCr0

http://www.rootshell.be/~micr0ie/

Bob the Unlucky Octopus

Originally posted by Hobbes
Last card..

Lmfao!! Fecking hilarious Hobbes, wp And uncomfortably close to the truth as well...

Occy

nesf

Originally posted by Bob the Unlucky Octopus


Lmfao!! Fecking hilarious Hobbes, wp And uncomfortably close to the truth as well...

Occy

Perhaps swiss should also share in that description? And wheres the Santa Physicist's Joke +4 Card!!

Asuka

Hehe... last one Hobbes? Im seriously considering printing some of these out, maybe making a few changes so that they can REALLY be played, and laminating a set
just for the laugh like

A

DS

The cards are great, hilarious. But you gotta admit, the game would really stink biggie style. I mean it really would. I'm thinking 5 minutes max before boredom crashes the party. This should be kept *strictly* for amusement.

Baz_

Unlucky octo attack is the best of them all, I nearly laughed like a maniac, and now I have indigestion because I kept it in.

And Occy what do you mean "close" to the truth, hammers, nails and heads, come into my mind.

Baz_

SantaHoe

Quality thread
Make more Hobbes - you know you want to.

More general ones maybe?
What about a card that can be played when a thread has gone waaay off topic, we need one of those.
(Or do we already have one, and my short-term memory is worse than I thought?)

Hmmmmmm.

DeVore

Muppet Disintegration:

All players (except target Muppet) are allowed to play all cards in hand as Boards Regular pile in for the kill.

"The F4g0try is strong with this one!"

DeV.

WhiteWashMan

title:
WTF!?

picture:
jeffy the kitten

text:
when words are not enough.....
post up an image. after all, a
picture is worth a thousand words.
Can only be played after a muppet attack card
for +3 damage, or +6 after a WWMas super troll

quote:
"Jeffy the kitten says........F*CK OFF!"

RopeDrink

Incase you're bored here's two more to make...

Title: Ultimate Moan
Picture : !?
Text: When card is played, the bearer is overwhelmed by the need to release immense inner tension and begins infesting nearby threads with rampant incoherant moaning sessions, enraging nearby moderators and causing total thread lockdown. Can be countered with the "Unlucky octo Attack" or "RopeDrink's Amazing Rant"
Quote: "Leave me alone"


Title: RopeDrink's Amazing Rant
Picture: (Use the Guile avatar or something)
Text: Current conversation get's attacked by a blistering 2 page complaint about how awful life really is. The effect of this rant completely reverses all thread activity, turning muppetry into sympathetic praise, compliments into muppetry and flaming, causing a drastic +25% increase in Current Thread's content. Use of the Attention Whore card can amplify effect x2.
Quote:"Whats a RopeDrink!?"

(Just take a look at some of my ancient Humanities Board threads and CS thread rants - If they are still around... Oh, and seriously these cards are one of the best things brought to this board in ages!)

][cEMAN**

Originally posted by Hobbes
Last card..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG MY SIDES HURT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH pld why haven't I seen this thread before? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gasp*

(I got some REALLY weird looks from people in work there now....I was trying to hold in the laughter so bad that I was making squeeking noises hehehehehhe)

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by ][cEMAN**


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG MY SIDES HURT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH pld why haven't I seen this thread before? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gasp*

(I got some REALLY weird looks from people in work there now....I was trying to hold in the laughter so bad that I was making squeeking noises hehehehehhe)

ohh that hurt!
funnily enough, after reading your reply, i did exactly the same thing

Crash&Burn

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan


ohh that hurt!
funnily enough, after reading your reply, i did exactly the same thing

jesus I done the same afer your witty reply eamo :P

Robbo

A very late entry that's been in gestation for ages, really must stay on the ball.

RopeDrink

More please...

Im sorry, but this still remains one of the best threads created to-date... Come on Hobbes, we know you want to make more...

smoke.me.a.kipper

didnt azezil and someone else make a few others?? i saw the ropdrink amazing rant card made up somewhere.

azezil

ya my was a bit *cough* BIT! rofl *cough* of a disaster as i don't have paintshop pro and had to use Fireworks instead... it just wasn't the same ... I might try again later n put some real effort into it this time!

Bard

better late than never... here's my contribution...

smoke.me.a.kipper

roffle bard. there really should be a special page created on boards that has all the origional Hobbes cards and then all the user created one's. gwan admins! give us our shrine!!


edit: here are veonix's cards.

Stephen

Cranial Rectal Inversion card - also known as the Whitelancer card.

Boston

seems like all the mods were done except me, and the other mods

amp

The main text doesn't look the same as the Hobbes originals when done by anybody but Hobbes. What's the secret Hobbes?

Bard

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
title:
WTF!?

picture:
jeffy the kitten

text:
when words are not enough.....
post up an image. after all, a
picture is worth a thousand words.
Can only be played after a muppet attack card
for +3 damage, or +6 after a WWMas super troll

quote:
"Jeffy the kitten says........F*CK OFF!"

Great idea - anyone got an original Jeffy the kitten pic ?

seamus

You're all very, very sad, strange individuals :D. Have you no work to do?!

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by seamus
You're all very, very sad, strange individuals :D. Have you no work to do?!

yes, just not doing it...
anyway, the network can run on its own

The_Bullman

how about a newbie doesn't get it card.

I can just imagine them laughing but still not getting the joke

dahamsta

100th post.

(Sorry.)

adam