heard this in the pub last night

Da Bounca

There is a train on its way to certain doom and it cannot stop. The bridge is broken and there is no chance to survive. Leaping from the train would cause immediate death as the speed is too great.
The train driver decides that he has to tell the passengers of their inevidable doom so they can perform one last act, like a phonecall to a loved one or something.
So the driver tells the passengers and immediately there is uproar , people dialing their phones like never before.
All of a sudden a woman stands up and screams "before i die , i want someone to make me feel like a woman!"
One brave man arises from his seat, he strides courageously over to the woman and begins to undress. After taking all his clothes off he hands them to the woman and says "iron these".



i was a bit locked, but found it very amusing.

Chris_533976

This is whats known as an utter classic.