X-rated Rainbow (not that X rated really)

rymus

TV bosses have uncovered a rude version of kids' classic 'Rainbow' in which Zippy brags about his "big red twanger"

The sketch opens with Zippy and George slowly peeling a banana.

Zippy: One skin, two skin, three skin, four.
George: Zippy, wheres Bungle?
Zippy: I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up

Viewers then see a shot of the studio door and hear Bungle moaning behind

Bungle: I cant get it in Geoffrey
Geoffrey: You managed it last night Bungle
Bungle: I know, lets try it around the other way. Ooooh, I've got it in

The Bungle, carrying a wooden hammer and peg kit enters with Geoffrey

Bungle: Would you stick this on the shelf, George?
George: I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up there yourself, Bungle.
Geoffrey: (to the camera): Oh hello everybody. Today we are going to talk about playing.
Bungle: Playing with each other, Geoffrey?
Geoffrey: Yes, Bungle. Tell me, have you got a special friend who you like to play with?
George: Yesterday we played with each others balls. Are we going to play with our friends balls today?
Bungle: Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well.
Geoffrey: (to camera): Have you seen Bungle's twanger?
Zippy: Oh, I have. I showed him how to pluck with it.
Bungle: Its my plucking instrument.

Geoffrey asks viewers: Can you pluck like Bungle?

Zippy: I can, Im the best plucker here.
George: Im good at banging. My pegs hard isint it, Zippy?
Zippy: Well of course it is. Your peg wouldnt go in if it was soft.
Geoffrey: Lets get back to Bungle's twanger.
Bungle: (excited):: Ooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers couldnt we? Lets play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane's got two lovely maracas.

Singers Rod, Jane and Roger enter

Roger: We could hear you all banging away.
Rod: Banging can be fun.
Jane: Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger.
Roger: (downcast): Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument.
Rod: (to Jane): Do you want to blow my pipe while I'm twanging away?
Jane: Oh no Rod, I was banging away with Roger last night. But would you like to play my maracas?
Zippy: No, lets just pluck away with our twangers.
George: Yes it doesnt matter what size our twanger is.
Zippy: I've got a big red one.
George: I've only got a tiny twanger but it works well and I like to play with it.
Geoffrey: (to viewers): Well have you got your twangers out? And remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you havent got any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, lets all play the plucking song.
The whole cast: Pluck, pluck, pluck along, were going to pluck all day.
Geoffrey: (waving): Its time to go. But dont forget to get your twangers out and play with your balls.

Pugsley

LOL n1

strat

ehehhehehe pld :E