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Sick Joke [WARNING] LOL

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  • 29-10-2001 11:55am
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    Yo Mamma
    Registered Users Posts: 954 ✭✭✭


    This guy walks into a bar. Goes to the bar tender "I need a whore"

    bar tender "there all busy come back 2morrow"

    guy comes back the next day, orders a drink. Drinks his drink goes to the bar tender "I need a whore"

    bar tender "there all busy come back tommorow"

    this goes on for about a week then finally one day the guy comes back and drinks his drink and asked the bar tender "I need a whore"

    the bar tender finally says "all thats left is nasty betty"

    the guy thinks to himself oooo nasty shes gotta be good. so he says "I'll take it"

    so he gets with betty. Now hes thinking she looks alrite shes got a nice ass cool

    as they get down to businness the guy says to betty "u feel like sand paper?

    the whore goes to the bathroom comes back a few min. later they start going at it again...

    guy says "wow u feel so great what'd u do"

    whore says "well I peeled the scab"


    yyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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    #2
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    BLEARGH thats sick :)


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    #3
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    LOL, now thats humour ;)



    John


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    #4
    azezil
    Registered Users Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    lol haven't heard that in years! :D


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    #5
    Trojan
    Registered Users Posts: 16,413 ✭✭✭✭Trojan


    .... lol

    oh dear...

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    #6
    linkin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 764 ✭✭✭linkin


    Now that is ****ing nasty Hugo,yeh sick man :p


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    #7
    strat
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭strat


    Rofl guddon m8


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    #8
    SantaHoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    Bah, predictable.:rolleyes:
    But then, I'm filthy-minded anyway. ;)


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    #9
    Praetorian
    Registered Users Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭Praetorian


    Arent jokes supposed to be funny?

    No in fact was that actually a joke at all?


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    #10
    Yo Mamma
    Registered Users Posts: 954 ✭✭✭Yo Mamma


    Arent jokes supposed to be funny?

    No in fact was that actually a joke at all?

    Probably just too Adult for you!

    Read it again in a few years ;)


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    #11
    Trojan
    Registered Users Posts: 16,413 ✭✭✭✭Trojan


    Originally posted by Praetorian
    Arent jokes supposed to be funny?

    No in fact was that actually a joke at all?

    Muppet.

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