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The Atheist

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  • 30-10-2001 4:33pm
    #1
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭


    The Atheist
    A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church. However, the atheist's life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured,
    whereas the pious man's job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day and his kids wouldn't give him the time of the day. So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked:

    "Oh God, I honour you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbour, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness,
    while I go poor and suffer many an ndignity. Why is this?"

    And a great voice was heard from above:

    "BECAUSE HE DOESN'T BOTHER ME ALL THE TIME!"


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    #2
    NeoSlicerZ
    Registered Users Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭NeoSlicerZ


    ....... lol,
    I'm an athiest. Believe it.
    Still want teh mouse?


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    #3
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    i'm not sure

    if you have a buyer lined up sell it by all means
    i am a bit broke at the moment, can';t see myself being in the money for a week or two yet.


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