the truth about women

goose

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-storey hotel
with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were without their
boyfriends, they decide to go in.

At the reception a very handsome guy explains to them how it works.
"We have 5 floors ...go up floor by floor, and once you find what you
are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each
floor has signs telling you what's inside. But once you go past a floor
you cannot return"

So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the
men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"...the
friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful
lovers, but they generally treat women badly". This wasn't going to do,
so the friends move up to ... the third floor where the sign read
"All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."

This was good but there were still two more floors. On to the fourth
floor, the sign was Perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds; are
sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also
single, rich
and straight."

The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would rather see
what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth.
When they reach the fifth floor, the sign reads: " There are no men here.
This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman."

[CALIBUR]

(-lol-) very good

Pugsley

ROFL bloody brilliant !!!

SantaHoe

Funny cauz' it's true.

Vikktakkht

LMAO... all too true.

strat

roffle

aint it the truth

Lump

LOL,so so true.


John

Nurgle_spawn

LOL