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Nighttime Phonecall

TheWolf · 2001-11-06 16:27:49

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, "How the hell should I know we are 200 miles inland!" and hangs up. Her husband rolls over & asked, "sweetheart, who was that?" "I don't know - some dumb ass asking me if the coast was clear."

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06-11-2001 5:27pm

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TheWolf

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A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, "How the hell should I know we are 200 miles inland!" and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over & asked, "sweetheart, who was that?"
"I don't know - some dumb ass asking me if the coast was clear."

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#2 07-11-2001 4:39am
stu_69

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reminds me of the one about the man and women lying in bed relaxing after a bout of passionate sex when the women jumps up suddenly and shout "hurry get out my husbands coming" so the man rushes around getting his clothes and is just about to leave when he stops and says "hold on a minute I am your husband!!!"

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