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why do you exist?

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  • 14-11-2001 10:46pm
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    sisob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭


    go on answer it *poke* go on


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    Man U babe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 402 ✭✭Man U babe


    I exist to piss people off for no apparent reason.
    Also because mummy and daddy loved each other very much back in 1984.


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    sisob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭sisob


    PARENTS DO NOT HAVE SEX

    i came from a friendly stalks beak

    Mark


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    qwidgybo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 430 ✭✭qwidgybo


    i exist purely to freak out/p!ss off the 90% majority of my year who are all w@nkers.

    at least,that's my purpose for now.
    i could go on to do freakier,more annoying things to bigger w@nkers in years to come,who knows??


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    #5
    lordsippa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    He who is and is not. I am the rhetoric, the conflict, the resolve, the open, the closed, the close and far, the lost who never left, I shall not be nothing but never something. Anything I am. Potential I am. And yet I never will. No, nothing is not I for undefined I be, but be I all the same. Yet do I? Existance is uncertain, yet a justifiable idea. Except I don't. We don't. Nothing is as is true. The truth can only be found when we acknowledge that we do not and cannot have a truth. For there is nothing. Nothing. I am part of it, but being nothing AND something I am neither but anything. Forever to end. Never more, never more....

    That is who I am. I exist to be. And maybe to think too much.

    And to confuse.


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    Asuka
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Asuka


    I dont exist ;)

    A


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    #7
    smiles
    Registered Users Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭smiles


    i'm not real enough to exist enough.

    << Fio >>


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    #8
    Christine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 48 ✭Christine


    I exist that Carolyn has somebody to slag off all the time. In this I serve a most valuable function. You can ask her.


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    #9
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    I exist to annoy eircom


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    #10
    Man U babe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 402 ✭✭Man U babe


    Existence schmexistence. Pissing people off is fun.


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    sisob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭sisob


    I exist so that fate can repeatedly beat me with it's vengeful (and very large) bag of uncooked potatoes. Oh and i argue with socialists. And I try to bring so understanding to ppl who no-one else understands...

    Mark

    Ps. ;-) I'm on (perscribed) steroids so don't mind me


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    Cait
    Closed Accounts Posts: 124 ✭✭Cait


    i exist, but i don't want to

    because i have no purpose......so i shouldn't exist

    but for to play my guitar


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