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Daddy Longlegs

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  • 19-11-2001 10:54am
    #1
    Mr.Applepie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭


    A little girl was playing
    in the garden when she spotted
    two spiders mating.
    Daddy, what are those
    two spiders doing?" she asked.
    They're mating," her
    father replied.
    What do you call the spider on
    top, Daddy?" she asked.
    "That's a daddy
    longlegs." her father answered.
    "So, the other one is
    a mommy longlegs?" the little girl
    asked.
    "No," her
    father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs,"
    The little girl thought
    for a moment, then took her foot and
    stamped them flat.
    "Well, we're not having THAT sort of **** in our garden."


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    #2
    Baz_
    Registered Users Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Baz_


    hmm for a moment there that looked like it was gonna be good...


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    #3
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Groan.....


    John


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