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Hot Chick Inadvertently Casts Miracle Wood

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  • 23-11-2001 12:42pm
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    adnans
    Registered Users Posts: 1,967 ✭✭✭


    Iowa State University - Students at the Duram computer lab witnessed an act of god last Tuesday when ISU student Danielle Keenan walked in. The 5'6 blonde sophomore in Design was later confirmed by sources to be a "serious hottie".

    The miracle occurred at approximately 2:36 pm when Keenan entered the lab wearing cutoff jean shorts and a white mini-T with the letters pr0n printed on the front. "Excuse me," she said "can these computers reach Slashdot, or has it been proxied out?"

    At that point, the heavens split asunder, a choir of angels appeared, and every man's penis in earshot became hopelessly engorged in blood. "MIRACLE WOOD" a celestial voice boomed.

    "Praise be!" said lab monitor Ken Shekton. "I've been impotent ever since playing that letdown of a game Black and White, but now I have the most incredible urge to 'punish my creature' if you know what I mean"

    Despite the irrefutable presence of a miracle of the lord, or perhaps because of it, no one had the guts to go up and actually talk to the girl. We found out her name by checking the server logs.

    adnans


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    #2
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    :D ROFL - good 'un mate! :D
    © Dav/Kharn 2000 - 2001


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    #3
    koneko
    Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    Hah! I thought that was a good one, and I'm a chick ;)

    So So true.


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    #4
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    HAHA n1!!
    and I'm a chick
    OMG strats a transvestite!! :p


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    #5
    koneko
    Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    yeah I really should change my avatar... any suggestions?


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    #6
    strat
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭strat


    funny joke there :)

    <
    Originally posted by koneko
    yeah I really should change my avatar.


    *ahem*
    yes, yes u should ;):o


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    #7
    koneko
    Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    Dude, it's just an avatar! ;)

    I've changed it to this one now. Still lookin thru the lists tho. Annoying to navigate, but I might end up finding a better one.

    That better?


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    #8
    jaarius
    Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭jaarius


    adnans sweet...

    wait a minute... OMG

    a chick...

    a-hem... so koneko is it? do you want to hear my incredibly boring geeky tech story?

    *oh yeah, jaz? works his mojo*
    jaz?
    :D:D:D


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    #9
    bonkey
    Registered Users Posts: 15,443 ✭✭✭✭bonkey


    Adnans....that is pure classic.

    What a way to brighten my day :)

    All we need now are some "screenies".

    jc


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    #10
    logic1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,859 ✭✭✭logic1


    LMFAO nice wan... haha funny as ****

    .logic.


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    #11
    Baz_
    Registered Users Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Baz_


    Its very funny alrite, but that situation will never happen, I mean a woman reading /. yeah right;)

    Baz_

    P.S. I don't read /. so don't get offended ladies


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    Twilight Dawn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭Twilight Dawn


    Nice one man.


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    Mr.Applepie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭Mr.Applepie


    Originally posted by jaarius

    a chick...

    a-hem... so koneko is it? do you want to hear my incredibly boring geeky tech story?

    *oh yeah, jaz? works his mojo*
    jaz?
    :D:D:D

    No response?


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    #14
    koneko
    Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    didn't see that one, heh. Just jaz try yer best man.


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    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    Originally posted by koneko
    didn't see that one, heh. Just jaz try yer best man.

    A/S/L?


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    #16
    azezil
    Registered Users Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    Originally posted by WhiteWashMan

    A/S/L?
    LMAO I actually found that funnier that the joke/ story thingy :D


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