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For the ladies

TheWolf · 2001-11-24 14:07:48

A woman goes into a bar and orders a bottle of champagne. She takes the first glass and pours the champagne down the back of her skirt. The bartender looks amazed as she pours another glass and again tips it down her skirt back. Finally, the bartender asks, "Why are you pouring your drinks down your skirt?" "Well, " the…

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TheWolf

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A woman goes into a bar and orders a bottle of champagne. She takes the first glass and pours the champagne down the back of her skirt. The bartender looks amazed as she pours another glass and again tips it down her skirt back.
Finally, the bartender asks, "Why are you pouring your drinks down your skirt?"
"Well, " the woman replies, "I've just won the lottery and this is the only asshole I'm sharing it with."

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Ask any man, and he will tell you that any woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realise that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.

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