Caption Competition: the return

Bard · 26-11-2001 3:48pm #1

Witty caption please...

... I can't think of one right now.

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G'wan!

seamus · 26-11-2001 3:58pm

Guy at front speaking(Alfie Kane?)"Eircom, being the leaders in technology research, have come up with this new invention we call the 'floater basket. It allows people to travel between countries through the air and at speeds in excess of 30mph, which, according to our research is unprecedented in speed, convenience and manouverability".

Sorry had to be done

Bard · 26-11-2001 4:12pm

Alfie:
"Now that I have made life SO much better here, it is time for I, Alfie, the Wizard of Eircom, to esca... er... leave this land forever!"

Countless minions around balloon:
"Fa-lalalala fa-lala fa-lala ... Fa-lalalala La Laaaah! <ad infinitum>"

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ok... I tried.

MiCr0 · 26-11-2001 4:22pm

"Eircom: going up in flames"

dahamsta · 26-11-2001 4:35pm

"We'll need a quicker getaway vehicle than this."
"I always said you were a basket case Alfie."

Hobbes · 26-11-2001 5:08pm

Originally posted by seamus

Sorry had to be done

Eircom airways, making Ireland the transport hub of Europe.

Gordon · 26-11-2001 5:12pm

Eircom unveil their new laterally marketed product - "The fire breathing grey haired wig"

This picture was taken while wearer was underneath his "trusty" giant Eircom umbrella and unfortunately the unusually shoddy workmanship of such a coverage caught fire and rained molten hot burning plastic acrylic onto the doomed couple underneath.

Jaden · 26-11-2001 5:22pm

"Without hot air ,We'll go down like our share price, Quick Alfie, start talking!".

"What if Eircom merged with Ryanair?".

"Eircom attempt to launch broad band satelite system".

Fergus · 27-11-2001 12:43am

VALENTIA TAKEOVER LATEST: Kane re-assigned to InMarSat service department.

Static · 27-11-2001 1:03am

alfie kane misunderstands what marketing meant by 'hi-speed'.

yellum · 27-11-2001 1:24am

A picture of a money grabbing gimp who doesn't care about ordinary decent people who spent their nest eggs on Eircom shares and somebody else.

Oh it must be witty ?

Three hollow vehicles filled with hot air