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name that drink !!

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  • 27-11-2001 3:00pm
    #1
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭


    Girl & her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the
    girl's turn to buy a round, she tells him that she's
    heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try.

    She returns with the usual half of lager for
    herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains
    a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.

    Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta
    swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then
    drink the lime juice."

    He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic
    so he decides to give it a go.

    First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm
    feeling in the mouth. Then he takes the lime juice.
    T + 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
    T + 0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the color of
    fresh lime juice.
    T + 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach &
    swallows the gunge.
    T + 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear....

    "It's called B***job revenge"


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    Baz_
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    cllassy as usual GS.

    Has anyone ever tried it???


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    #3
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    HA HA, nice one :)


    John


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    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    lol!!! excellent!! :D


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    Spunog UIE
    Registered Users Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭Spunog UIE


    tid the morning bongo one, "day come and i wanna go homee..."


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