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Dirty Joke!

Evil Phil · 2001-11-29 14:01:26

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ... ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!"…

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29-11-2001 3:01pm

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Evil Phil

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Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two
prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel
rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get
an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact
that, from the next room, he hears his little friend
shouting out cries of "Here I come again ... ONE, TWO,
THREE...UUH!" all night long. In the morning, the
second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The
first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply
couldn't get a hard on." The second dwarf shook his
head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even
get on the f**king bed.."

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#2 29-11-2001 3:44pm
Vikktakkht

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LOL...nice 1.

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#3 30-11-2001 11:25am
Lump

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HA HA, nice one.

John

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#4 30-11-2001 11:37am
smoke.me.a.kipper

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:D excellent. g'man Evil Phil!

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