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Another attempt at humour..

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  • 29-11-2001 3:50pm
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    Vikktakkht
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    A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder.

    Looking up, He sees that the ladder disappears into the clouds. Curious, he begins to climb. Before long, he is in the clouds. He looks around and sees the most horribly ugly woman he has ever seen in his life.

    Obese, snaggle-toothed, matted hair..... She looks at him, beckons, and says, "Have sex with me, or climb the ladder to success"

    Well, having no intention of doing anything with this woman, the man climbs higher up the ladder. A bit further on, he comes upon a woman slightly less ugly than the woman before.

    Not attractive, by any means, but not repugnant. "Have sex with me, or climb the ladder to success" she says.

    Again, the man elects to continue his climb.

    Before long, he comes upon another woman. This one is actually
    attractive. Not a knock-out, but very pleasing. "Have sex with me, or climb the ladder to success."

    Well, he figures the women keep getting better and better looking as he gets higher and higher. So he decides to continue climbing.

    A bit further up is the most gorgeous woman he's ever seen in his life!

    Miss America beautiful. In a sultry voice she says, "Have sex with me, Or climb the ladder to success."

    Well, needless to say he is very tempted.

    But he just can't imagine what could top this woman, so he decides to climb higher.


    On the next cloud up is a horrid 500 lb man. You can see the lice in his hair, he stinks, his clothes are ratty.....

    "Who are you?" our climber asks in horror.

    Grinning a toothless grin, the man looks at him and says.....




    "Hi. I'm Cess"


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    strat
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭strat


    ewwwww


    pld :D


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    Baz_
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    putrid, but quite funny


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    Lump
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    HA HA HA, I fu<king love it :)

    John


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    smoke.me.a.kipper
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    sick!. but i like it!


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    azezil
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    ROFL :D


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    Sangre
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    Its disgusting but genuinely arousing


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    rymus
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    reminds me of a joke about how you can never please a woman. I'm not going to to into it now, too late


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    Static
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    rymus - I know the one. it's where the woman keeps climbing and climbing and at the top there's a sign that says something like 'this sign exists to prove there's no pleasing some women' or something similar...


    anyway, back to the thread. I didn't get it for about 5 minutes. The missing quote at the end of "Hi, I'm cess
    threw me off.. I thought the end of the post was missing 8)

    Static, having a very, very, slow day.


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