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Jim and Mary

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  • 30-11-2001 10:34am
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    GoneShootin
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    "Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they

    were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the

    deep end. He sunk to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Mary promptly

    jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

    When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act, He immediately

    ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, As he now considered her to

    be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I

    have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged

    since you were able To jump in and save the life of another patient. I think

    you've regained your senses." "The bad news is that Jim, the patient you

    saved, hung himself with his belt In the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

    Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."


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