my faourite spam letter

GoneShootin

Dr Charles Kunama
Lagos, Nigeria.
Fax: 234 1 7590846
1st December 2001


Attention: president/CEO.

Dear Sir,

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP.

Firstly I must solicit your strictest confidence in this subject. This
is by virtue of its nature as
being utterly confidential and top secret. A member of the Nigeria
Export Promotion Council
(N.E.P.C.) who was part of the federal government delegation to your
country during a trade
exhibition gave your particulars to me. I have decided to seek a
confidential operation with
you in the execution of the deal described hereunder for the benefit of
all the parties and
hope that you keep it top secret because of the nature of the business.

Within the ministry of petroleum resources where I work as a director
of engineering and
projects, and with the co-operation of four other very top officials,
we have under our
control as overdue contract payments, bills totaling Thirty One Million
United States Dollars,
which we want to transfer to a foreign account, with the assistance and
co-operation of a
foreign company to receive the said funds on our behalf or a reliable
foreign individual
account to receive the funds.

The source of the fund is as follows: during the last military
government here in Nigeria
which lasted bout eleven months, government officials set up companies
and awarded
themselves various contracts which were grossly over-invoiced in
various ministries. The
present civilian government is not aware of the atrocities committed by
their predecessors
and as a result, we have a lot of such over invoiced contract payment s
pending which we
have identified floating at the central bank of Nigeria ready for
payment. However by virtue
of our position as civil servants, we cannot acquire this money in our
names. I was
therefore delegated as a matter of urgency by my colleagues to look for
an over seas
partner into whose account we would transfer the sum of
US$31,000,000.00 (THIRTY
ONE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) hence we are writing you this
letter.

Since the present civilian government is determined to pay foreign
contractors l debts owed
so as to maintain an amiable relationship with foreign governments and
non-government
financial agencies. We have decided to include our bills for approval
with the co-operation
of some officials of the federal ministry of finance (F.M.F) and the
central bank of Nigeria
(C.B.N). We are seeking your assistance in providing us with a good
company account or
any other offshore bank account into which we can remit this money by
acting our main
partner and trustee or acting as the original contractor. This we can
do by swapping of
account information and changing of beneficiary and other pertinent
information to apply for
payment. By this act, we would be using your company information to
apply for payment,
and prepare letters of claim and job description on behalf of your
company. This process
would be an internal arrangement with the departments concerned.

I have the authority of my partners involved to propose that should you
be willing to assist
us in this transaction, your share as compensation will be us$6.2
million (20%), us$21.7
million (70%) for us and us$3.1 (10%) for
taxation and miscellaneous expenses.

The business itself is 100% safe, provided you treat it with utmost
secrecy and
confidentiality. Also your area of specialization is not m hindrance
to the successful
execution of this transaction. I have reposed my confidence in you and
hope that you will
not disappoint me.

You may Fax your response to my home fax: 234 1 7590846 to indicate
your
willingness in assisting us. I will bring the complete picture of the
transaction to your
knowledge when I have heard from you.

Thanks for your co-operation,

Yours faithfully,

Dr Charles Kunama

scuzzy

Yeah I got that one a while ago.
I wonder how many dumbasses fell for it.