Sh!t Happens to computers

Karla

Computer Science:
There's a bug somewhere in this sh!tttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Database:
Where is that sh!t?
Compiler:
I don't care if it's sh!t, as long as it has semicolons in the right places.
UNIX:
Sh!t dumped.
VAX/VMS:
No Privilege for attempted sh!t.
IBM/DOS:
It's sh!t, but it's compatible.
Windows:
The same sh!t as DOS, only GUIer.
X/Motif:
That's another client's sh!t.
PDP-11:
It USED to be good sh!t...
Cray:
If this code weren't such a piece of sh!t, they wouldn't NEED a supercomputer...
Macintosh:
('nuff said)
Pascal:
Hey! That sh!t's the wrong type!
C:
It's sh!t, but it's efficient.
C++:
It's sh!t that's in a CLASS by itself.
Assembler:
0x000000: 53 68 69 74 20 48 61 70 70 65 6E 73 21
Ada:
It's a PACKAGE of sh!t, AND it's PRIVATE sh!t.
Lisp:
(defun Does_Sh!t_Happen(exp)(cond(t t)))
Fortran:
It's sh!t, but I don't know any better.
Cobol:
IT-IS-DEFINITELY-OLD-SH!T, BUT-IT'S-JOB-SECURITY.
BASIC:
It's sh!t.


hehe

SickBoy

chuckle

logic1

thats some good sh!t