XP Source code?

Cake Fiend

** Yoinked from another site **

#include "win31.h"          
#include "win95.h"          
#include "win98.h"          
#include "workst~1.h"          
#include "evenmore.h"          
#include "oldstuff.h"          
#include "billrulz.h"          
#include "monopoly.h"          
#define INSTALL = HARD          
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];          
void main()          
{
              while(!CRASHED)
              {
                  display_copyright_message();
                  display_bill_rules_message();
                  do_nothing_loop();
                  if (first_time_installation)
                  {
                      make_150_megabyte_swapfile();
                      do_nothing_loop();
                      totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
                      search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
                      make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
                      disable_Netscape();
                      disable_RealPlayer();
                      disable_Lotus_Products();
                      hang_system();
                  }
                  write_something(anything);
                  display_copyright_message();
                  do_nothing_loop();
                  do_some_stuff();
                  if (still_not_crashed)
                  {
                      display_copyright_message();
                      do_nothing_loop();
                      basically_run_windows_3.1();
                      do_nothing_loop();
                      do_nothing_loop();
                  }
              }
              if (detect_cache())
                  disable_cache();
              if (fast_cpu())
              {
                   set_wait_states(lots);
                   set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
                   set_mouse(action, jumpy);
                   set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
              }
              /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");      */
              /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");    */
              /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");       */
              /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
              /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");       */
              /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
              /* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");   */
              printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
              if (system_ok())
                  crash(to_dos_prompt)
              else
                  system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
              while(something)
              {
                  sleep(5);
                  get_user_input();
                  sleep(5);
                  act_on_user_input();
                  sleep(5);
              }
              create_general_protection_fault();

Baz_

tehehe... I wonder??

strat

teee heee

smoke.me.a.kipper

tee-hee!!

DeadBankClerk

teehee

timeout

hehe,
all it's missing is the "Windows has just recovered from a fatal error" Messsage.

Lyconix

Snigger

Inf

lmao, nice1

Typedef

damnyanks

I got that joke. That really scares me :eek:

Typedef

#include <stdio.h>

int main(int argc,char**argv)
{
printf("Windows 98 has detected you have moved your mouse\nYou will have to reboot for the new settings to take effect\n");
return 0;
};