Soo bad it's good, but rude...

Zoot · 05-12-2001 6:41pm #1

There is this homosexual couple who have been partners for years, and eventually one of them goes and dies. The surviving partner is distraught and goes to the chapel of rest to pay his last respects.

While at the chapel the funeral director gets chatting to the man about what kind of service would be appropriate. The gay man says that he wants a form of service that is suitable to show how much he cared for his partner. The funeral director suggests a grand burial, but the man declines this as he cannot face the idea of the worms and bugs crawling over his partner, so the funeral director suggests cremation, but again the gay man doesn't want to see his partner burn.

The funeral director is a bit lost for ideas when the man says… "Can you cut him up into small pieces and put him in a carrier so I can take him home?"

The funeral director is a bit shocked by this and asks why, the man replies... "So that I can put him in a pot and make a really spicy curry out of him"

Even more shocked and disgusted the funeral director asks him why he would want to do that, and the gay replies... "So that I can feel him dribbling out of my arse in the morning one last time…"