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Moter Pool

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  • 05-12-2001 7:29pm
    #1
    Sean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 104 ✭✭


    Motor Pool

    The phone rang at the motor pool and an authoritative voice demanded to know how many vehicles were operational. Jim answered, ''We've got twelve trucks, ten utilities, three staff cars and that Bentley the fat-arsed colonel swanks around in.'' There was a stony silence for a second or two.

    ''Do you know who you are speaking to?''

    ''No,'' said Paddy.

    ''It is the so-called fat-arsed colonel you so insubordinately referred to.''

    ''Well, do you know who you are talking to?''

    ''No,'' roared the colonel.

    ''Well thank goodness for that,'' said Paddy as he hung up the phone.


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    #2
    TheWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭TheWolf


    LOL, heard that one a LONG time ago, but it still cracks me up. One thing though, when you changed the name in a joke, make sure you change all the names. Its a mistake I made myself many a time.

    JIM answered...
    ...said PADDY

    Deservses 3 stars. Would have given you 4 or 5, but

    1, The name mistake :eek:

    and

    2, I already heard it (Along with most other jokes, sorry, but theres few I haven't heard :p )


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    Mr.Applepie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭Mr.Applepie


    Originally posted by TheWolf
    2, I already heard it (Along with most other jokes, sorry, but theres few I haven't heard :p )

    Have you heard the one about the banana, a street lamp and a pedestrian???

    Quality joke ill give it 4 stars:p


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