Made me smile, hopefully it hasnt been posted before

nanook

An Irishman, an Englishman, a hot blonde and a not so hot chick get on the train. They go into a tunnel and the lights go out, and suddenly they all hear a loud slap. When the lights come on, the Englishman has a big red handprint on his face.

The blonde thinks: "Oh, the Englishman must have made a move
for me, but fondled that not so hot chic by mistake and she slapped him."

The not so hot chic thinks: "Hmm, that Englishman tried to put
the moves on that blonde and got slapped. Good for her."

The Englishman thinks: "Hey, that Irishman must have went for
the blonde, and she slapped me by mistake!"

The Irishman thinks: "Boy, I hope we go through another
tunnel, so I can wallop that English f**ker again".

Sean

lol nice one 5 stars

nanook

thank you kind sir
NEXT

The_Bullman

sweet

azezil

Heard it before but still class

nanook

i crave the attention
more more

TheWolf

hehehe, good stuff nanook. Always a pleasure

nanook

i have to say wolf comming from you wolf that is an hounor but one thing is for sure i feel a bit dejected that pugsley didnt try to increase his post count on me.
Ahh the pain but life goes on.

More recognition Needed
if your gonna read it then comment

TheWolf

glad I could help mate. Keep it up, you always gets a chuckle from me

linkin

ROTFL!! HAHAHAH

Deserv's 100 Stars

- Shane

nanook

what no pugsley praising it
no richindublin saying they have heard it before

i am shocked but what can i say

Gordon

Originally posted by nanook
i feel a bit dejected that pugsley didnt try to increase his post count on me.

Yeh post whores that reply incessantly to posts just to get their posts up really anno..... Oh, sorry Nanook, I didn't see you there!!

<edit> I've heard it before!</edit>

Ser

hehe lol

Lump

Yes, nice one when I'm sitting in a room full of English people and my teacher is standing right beside me.


John

nanook

Go on lump, turn off the lights and go crazy

Pugsley

Originally posted by nanook
i have to say wolf comming from you wolf that is an hounor but one thing is for sure i feel a bit dejected that pugsley didnt try to increase his post count on me.
Ahh the pain but life goes on.

More recognition Needed
if your gonna read it then comment

ROFLMBO!!!! im now an officially known spammer
But i didnt reply because BT cut me off all week and im just after getting my internet back this morning....i still get my post from a good joke though

GoneShootin

Pugsley :

Registered: Jul 2001
Posts: 1038

Yes you are a bit of spammer, having double my post wound approx

nehoo great joke...but lay off the replying to every one that praises your attempts nanook, or a card may be put against you

Volvagia

Brilliant! ive just showed it to the people next to me and they thinkits ****in brilliant!