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  • 07-12-2001 9:55am
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    Yo Mamma
    Registered Users Posts: 954 ✭✭✭


    Joe leased an apartment and went to the lobby to put his
    name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young
    lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes
    wearing a robe, Joe smiled at the young woman and she
    started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe
    slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing
    else on, Poor Joe broke out into a sweat trying to
    maintain eye contact.

    After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and
    said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

    He followed her into her apartment, she closed the door
    and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off
    completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you
    say is my best feature?"

    Flustered and embarrassed, Joe finally squeaked, "It's
    got to be your ears!"

    Astounded and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at
    these breasts, they are full and 100% natural! I work
    out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my
    skin no blemishes anywhere! How can you feel the best
    part of my body is my ears?!"

    Clearing his throat, Joe stammered, "Outside, when you
    said you heard someone coming? That was me."


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