only ok

GoneShootin

A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle.
Two days later, she brought it back, complaining
that the radio was
not
working.
"Madam," said the sales manager, "the audio
system in this car is
completely automatic. All you need to do is tell
it what you want
to
listen to, and you will hear exactly that!"

She drives out, somewhat amazed and a little
confused.
She looked at the radio and said "Nelson."
The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?"
Soon, she was speeding down the highway to the
sounds of "On the
road
again". The lady was astounded.
If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If
she wanted Nat
King Cole, she got it.

Suddenly, at a traffic light, her light turned
green and she pulled
out.
Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye,
she saw a small
sports utility vehicle speeding toward her. She swerved
and narrowly
missed a head-on collision.

"****ING ASSHOLE," she muttered. And, from the
radio.... "Dana" came on

Baz_

hehehe good un

Lump

TEE HEE HEE.


John

nanook

Deserves a smile and recognition.