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Helga
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12-12-2001 11:44am#1Here's one that's doing the rounds by email, first time I've seen it, but its probably ancient
It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash out to
dry, put a roast in the oven, then went downstairs to pick
up some dry cleaning. "Gootness, it's hot," she mused to
herself as she walked down Main street.
She passed by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" so she
walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up
and asked her what she would like to drink.
"Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot I tink I'll have
myself zee cold beer."
The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"
Helga blushed and replied "Vell fine, tanks, und how's
yer pecker?"
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Heard it before... still vaguely funnt though!
Did you just copy it in or paraphrase the email ....
cos if you read it properly she's got a town, including a drycleaners and bar in the groundfloor of her house !! Shouldn't that be downtown, not downstairs......
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