Competition!

Shiminay · 13-12-2001 5:01pm #1

Thanks a million folks for all your contributions over the last year and a half - the Humour Board has broken the 10,000 posts mark and this makes thread 2000 - a pretty big milestone so reach around and give yourselves a pat on the back.

To mark this momentus occasion, I think we'll have a competition.

So, I want your very best jokes about .... hmmmmmmmm, lemmie see, The Internet! 1 entry (hehehe - I said entry) per person and there will be a mystery prize for the winner (and no, it won't be a Padre Pio relic like I gave for the CS comp at the first Galway LAN).

Good luck!

smoke.me.a.kipper · 13-12-2001 6:31pm

- why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

- because it was dead.

Jaden · 13-12-2001 6:35pm

A Buddist monk goes up to a Hot dog vendor and says
"Make me one with everything".

A true classic.

azezil · 13-12-2001 6:40pm

Originally posted by smak
- why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

- because it was dead.

- why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

- because he was holding hands with the first monkey.

- why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

- he thought it was a game.

- why did the tree fall down?

- it thought it was a monkey.

- why did the giraffe fall down?

- because it fell over the tree.