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OPnce again it may have been posted but i beleive in revival

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  • 14-12-2001 2:00pm
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    An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison and escaped While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed. He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just co-operate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it!. Be strong and I love you." After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says: "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck.... He was whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too."


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    :eek: ROFL haven't heard that one b4 :D lmao :D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭Vikktakkht


    ROFLMAO.... nice one. hadn't heard that one before either! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Baz_


    good stuff nanook

    rofl


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    ROFL,great stuff!!! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭-RaY-


    Thats a good 1 *teeeheeee* :D


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