Father

Mr.Applepie

One sunny day, Todd greeted his parents with
excitement, asking them to sit
down in the living room for his announcement. "I
have great news! I'm getting
married to the most beautiful woman in town. She
only lives a block away from
you. Her name is Susan."
His parents congratulated him, but after dinner,
his father pulled him aside. "Son,
I'm sorry, but I have to tell you something. I
love your mother dearly after 30 years
of marriage, but we've never had much excitement
in our intimate life. I used to
fool around a lot, and Susan is actually your
half-sister, so I'm afraid you can't
marry her."
Todd was devastated and angry with his father,
and he broke off the engagement.
A year later, he was finally dating again, and
one day he came home to tell them,
"Lori said yes! We want to get married this
July."
His father pulled him aside once more. "I'm sorry
son, but she's your half-sister,
too."
Todd was furious with his father. Once would have
been bad enough, but twice
was more than he could take. He decided to tell
his mother what had been going
on. Bracing for her reaction, he said, "I guess
I'll never get married. Every time I'm
ready to marry, he tells me the girl is my
half-sister."

His mother patted his cheek. "Don't pay a bit of
attention to what he says," she
told him. "He's not really your father."

Sangre

Take that guy's father

Go Mother!!!!!