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Mildred and Myrtle

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  • 14-12-2001 8:30pm
    #1
    Mr.Applepie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭


    Mildred and Myrtle, two old ladies, were outside their
    nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain.
    One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end,
    put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
    Mildred asks, "My goodness, Myrtle. What's that?" "A
    condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet," said
    Myrtle. "Where did you get it?," asked Mildred. "You
    can get them," said Myrtle, "at any drug store." The
    next day Mildred hobbles herself into the local drug
    store and announces to the pharmacist she wants to buy
    some condoms. He looks at her strangely (after all,
    she's over 80), but politely asks which brand she
    prefers.
    "It doesn't matter," said Mildred, "as long as it fits
    a Camel."
    The pharmacist fainted.


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    #2
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    hehehehe brilliant stuff :)


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    #3
    Sangre
    Registered Users Posts: 12,154 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    /me snickers like a boy seeing his first nudie mag

    *snicker*
    *snicker*

    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM................................. snickers *drool*


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