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Dinner Conversation

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  • 16-12-2001 5:13am
    #1
    Lucifer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭


    DINNER CONVERSATION

    WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
    MAN: Definitely not!
    WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
    MAN: Of course I do.
    WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
    MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
    WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
    MAN: (makes audible groan)
    WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
    MAN: Where else would we sleep?
    WOMAN: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
    MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
    WOMAN: Would she use my golf clubs?
    MAN: No, she's left-handed.
    WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
    MAN: ****.


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    #2
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    hehe, the dozy git :)


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    #3
    Sangre
    Registered Users Posts: 12,154 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Lmao Nice1

    P.S lucifer whats with all the posts are deprived of attention!!!

    /me thinks you are:(


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    sangre look whos talking uve replied to nearly all his posts :)

    lol at teh funneh


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    #5
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Thats an old one as far as I know.


    John


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    #6
    oeNeo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,299 ✭✭✭oeNeo


    Good 'wan :)


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    #7
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    lol indeed


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    #8
    Hunter-FLUID
    Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭Hunter-FLUID


    Nice one lol :):)


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