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The Races

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  • 17-12-2001 12:24am
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    Lucifer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭


    Yesterdays 3:30 at Kempton Park, heres how they lined up:

    In stall 1 - Passionate Lady
    In stall 2 - Bare Belly
    In stall 3 - Silk Panties
    In stall 4 - Conscience
    In stall 5 - Jockey Shorts
    In stall 6 - Clean Sheets
    In stall 7 - Thighs
    In stall 8 - Big Dick
    In stall 9 - Heavy Bosom
    In stall 10- Merry Cherry

    AND THEY'RE OFF!!!

    Conscience is left behind at the gate.
    Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
    Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
    Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is in a dangerous
    spot.

    AT THE HALFWAY MARK:

    It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is pushing in.
    Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
    Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
    Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.

    AT THE STRAIGHT:

    Merry Cherry pops under the strain.
    Bare Belly is making a final push.
    Big Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

    AT THE FINISH:

    It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes
    everything Big Dick has to offer.
    It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes through with one final
    thrust
    and wins by a head...
    Bare Belly shows...
    Thighs weakens...
    Heavy Bosom pulls up..
    and Clean Sheets never had a chance.


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    Vikktakkht
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭Vikktakkht


    might be funny if you're a racing fan...but I'm not


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