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  • 18-12-2001 8:22pm
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    TheWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭


    Did you hear abut the young white male that was about to graduate from college with his Law degree and a Degree in Business Science? He felt he needed a wife to further his career in the business world. He wanted to marry a nice girl, not the type of girls he had been dating and sleeping with. He wanted a virgin as pure as the driven snow.
    He began his search. Each time he met a girl, after several dates, he would show them his penis. Each time he would ask what they called the instrument he was showing. Each time the reply would be something like, príck, cóck, dick, love stick, etc. Finally one night he showed his tool to a sweet innocent girl that just had to be a virgin. When he ask her what she called the thing he was displaying to her she replied "It's a peepee!"
    Knowing he finally had found the virgin he had been looking for, he ask her to marry him. Without delay they were married.
    The first night in the honeymoon suit he again showed her his tool and again ask her what she call it. Again, she called it a peepee. Because of his macho image of himself he immediately told her that from now on she could call his love tool a "príck".
    She replied "Oh no!! I can't do that!!" She immediately held up her hands with approximately fourteen inches between them and said "A PRÍCK IS THIS LONG AND BLACK!!"


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