Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

do you like pussykatz ?

Options
  • 29-12-2001 9:59pm
    #1
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭


    Jane was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the stunningly attractive gentleman who was reading on the sunbed beside hers.

    "Hello, sir," she said, "Do you like movies?"
    "Yes, I do," he responded, and then returned to his book.

    Jane persisted. "Do you like gardening?"
    The man again looked up from his book. "Yes, I do," he said politely before returning to his reading.
    Undaunted, Jane asked. "Do you like pussycats?" With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Jane, pumping her as she'd never been pumped before.
    As the cloud of sand began to settle, Jane dragged herself back to a sitting position and panted, "How did you know that was what I wanted?!!"

    The man thought for a moment and replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

    oh the innuendo !!


Comments

Advertisement