Thinking Caps On - Favourite Lyric?

MrJoeSoap

Whats everyones favourite lyric?
Weird / Wacky , Funny / Sad ,
Emotional , Stupid .

empathy

killer cars - radiohead for sad

roundgirl

Best first line: <p>
I don't believe in an interventionist god . . . Nick Cave, into my arms. <p>
Best lyrics ever? <p>
Maybe there's a god above, but all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you. but it's not a cry that you hear at night, and it's not somebody who's seen the light, it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah. <p>

roundgirl

apologies for the paragraph markings - I'm new in the house

James_M

Sooo many!

Top contenders

Wit: "I'd rather a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy"
Tom Waits

Funny: "You look cool for a naked chick in a pool...Put some clothes on and call me"
Presidents of the USA

Tragic: "Its better to burn out than to fade away"
Neil Young (also Nirvana and many others methinks)

Just plain cool: "Time is a piece of wax falling on the termites that are choking on the splinters"
Beck

thedrowner

the nicest lyric i think i've ever heard for love is jeff buckley's gunshot glitter

the funniest lyrics i've heard, well i quite like the entire lyrics to king missile's detatchable penis

the worst lyrics ive ever heard are by u2? the song that he's talking about new york? just plain crap.

thedrowner

oh and the weirdest are either the beatles, lucy in the sky or i am the walrus. sorry i keep posting 2 posts, i keep forgetting stuff i wanna say. and its honestly not because i wanna have over 200 posts!!!

GoneShootin

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Monkey

I've always liked Bob Dylan's lyrics and those of the Eels even though I may not have understood every word of every song.

Raggamuffin

life is short and hard like a bodybuilding elf. -bloodhound gang

You're it
No, you're it
Hey, you're really it
You're it
No I mean it, you're it
-sonic youth

p-t saviour

why dont we do it in the road?

Seán

lamda

Saddest gotta be Radiohead...er toss up between Motion Picture Soundtrack or No Surprises.
Funny/cool - Take a walk on the wild side.
Gotta go with Bob Dylan as well....er too hard to pick one.
Grandaddy's lyrics are really weird but great funny and sad at the same time..especially Beautiful Ground.
And anything Jeff Buckley wrote....
Aghhh too hard!!!!

The Evil Monkey

funny or cool has to be anything written by Tre Cool from Green Day. He's the drummer and hes written one or two songs for them on albums and stuff and a few on the internet. Everything he does is ****ing hilarious . apart from that Bob Dylan is amazing aswell as Cat Stevens. Rancid actually write some good stuff also. I cant narrow it down to actual songs, they're all just so good!

tony 2 tone

(cos i'm) Wired to the moon, stapled to the sky, happy as i am and i dont know why.....Dance-Therapy?

In my opinion Andy Cairns/Therapy? come up with some great lyrics, angst-y stuff, weird stuff, its all good so i cant pick one song or even one bit of a song....."never seen any porn that i didnt like"

And the Bloodhound Gang are the kings of sick funny as fucklyrics, thanks to them i will remember that fist can be a verb too but i cant pick one song

And and and RV by Faith No More too

p-t saviour

"I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"... thats prolly the funniest lyric ever, courtesy of early 90's ravers, snap.

Seán.

mixer007

Rolling Stones from Stray Cat Blues - "I can see that you're fifteen years old
No I don't want your I.D."

Funny

starsilver

"whatever tomorrow brings ill be there with open...."
incubus, drive brilliant song

"i guess the winter makes you laugh a little slower, makes you talk a little lower bout the things you didnt show her" Couinting crowes, long december

Anything by nick cave who is a god when it comes to writing meangful words in songs

roundgirl

the piano has been drinking, not me - Tom Waits



And worst lyrics:

someone left my cake out in the rain . . .
I don't think that I can take it, coz it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again, AGAYYYYN!!

snakybus

There are few better lyricists than Kurt Wagner from Lambchop.

My Face Your Ass has the lyrics "Well I wonder what would happen if the world was in a wire, and the wire was in a spiral in a burning ring of fire" and then the chorus is "I'll show your punk rock ass". I know it sounds completely daft, but when accompanied by Lambchop's unique music, it creates a beautiful, scary, surreal image (and I mean surreal in the artistic sense).

In "The Old Gold Shoe", he creates an image of a living, breathing record player that represents a better time in the past.

I suppose you have to kind of be into that kind of stuff though.

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Trev M

After much deliberation I think this is my favourite verse of all time,

"You're everything you want to be
Accomplished, gracious and great company
It makes perfect sense, you're never hated
But then, appearances are overrated"


Funniest ever
A whole heap of Wesley Willis stuff, but for the sake of sanity I won't go down that road.


Most annoying....

Lallaaalaaaalaaaallaaallaaaaal (Kylie's Version) ahhh bastard its in m'head.

Emotional Type
"Of lives of friends that I have lost
Who pays the price, who pays the cost
Can't cry, just anger till the end
It burns inside to lose a friend"


Stupid
"Cause we don't, don't give a **** and
We won't ever give a **** until you,
You give a **** about me
And my generation"
Sorry anyone who likes them ....but its limp!


Favorite Angry Lyrics (GGGGGRRRRRR)
"Is there no standard anymore?
What it takes, who I am, where I've been
Belong
You can't be something you're not
Be yourself, by yourself
Stay away from me
A lesson learned in life
Known from the dawn of time"

DeVore

Angry: "Fear is the product you push, we'll I'm a truth addict aww *shít* I gotta head-rush" - RATM.

DeV.

pixe

"Whats the point in getting sober when you gotta get drunk again"-Joe Jackson;)

speedyK

:mad:
its not fair that roundgirl stole BOTH my favourite opening line
and lyric..so **** it ill just go for Squarepusher:
"Givin it what youve got
Gonna **** you with my red hot cock"
(sung craig dvid stylee!!)


or perhaps for sheer timing of line

"CMON YOU **** LETS 'AVE SOME APHEX ACID"

by rdj hisself

twoheadedcow

anything by jeff buckley and/or radiohead really. probably because both J.B. and Thom Yorke are probably two of the finest singers of our generation and they help enhance the power of the lyrical content. it does it for me though:)

dccarm

'fraid The Smiths lyrics will always be the best in my book.

"Oh you can kick me, and you can punch me and you can break my face, but you won't change the way I feel..."

"Because the music that you constantly play, it says nothing to me about my life"

And the worst ever? I think it was Desree (spelling?) and it went along the lines of

I'm afraid of the ghost
I'd rather have a piece of toast

Genius if ever I heard it, although it is almost matched by Oasis and She's Electric

"She's got a sister
And on the palm of her hand there's a blister" ??????

slash99

Drink up,
Shoot in,
Let the beatings begin...

Metallica - Harvester of Sorrow

thedrowner

oh yes, the smiths! how could i have forgotten them
"i dreamt about you last night, and i fell out of bed twice, you can pin and mount me like a butterfly"
they have angry, sad, funy, wacky, everything in theirs
but having thought about it again the stupidest lyrics i ever had were in a song by crush? (remember donna air and that other girl) that went osmehitng like
"i know what boys like. they know what girls like. " repeatedly.

Jeranimo

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners, than cry with the saints."

"The sinners are much more fun"--- Billy Joel

"Only the Good die young".........

Gar_ptc

*My vagina has two sets of lips
but i dont get monthly blood drips
my vagina hardly even used
...
operation
successful
...
and when i wipe my ass
i go from front to back
cos i dont want a bladder infection*

legend

or the entire of henry rollins "liar"
master of lyrics,that song is

o sleep

i would've gone for the smiths too, but it's already been said. so i'd have to go for jim o'rourke for my favourite funny (or should that be sick?) lyric. and it's kind of like a smith's idea too.

can't wipe the smile from my face
when you strut by in your leg brace
you just can't climb the stairs
and you aint got any hair
i just can't get you to sit
you and your stupid epileptic fits
and i know that you can't run away
cos i'm halfway to a threeway

as i lay you down on my bed
it don't matter that you're braindead
i could get so close to you
now that you're in a coma
i'll make it sweet but short
when i pull out your life-support

it's funnier when you actually listen to the song, as it's sung with the sweetest whisper and it sounds like a beautifully romantic ballad, until you hear the lyrics. it's quite ... unsettling

bandit

manics every time especially
"the only way to gain approval is by exploiting the very thing that cheapens me" this is yesterday
"life has been unfaithfull and it all promised us so much" la tristtea duerea<cant spell>
therapy
"shranpnel <cant spell> of your insults buried deeper then confidence can ever overcome" unbeliever

just to prove {to myself at least} that im not a depressing c u n t
the smiths
"i want to live and i want to love, i want to catch something that i might be ashamed of" frankly mr shankley