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How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity

  • 09-01-2002 06:16PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭


    1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
    2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
    3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
    4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
    5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
    6. In the memo field of all your cheques, write "for sexual favors".
    7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
    8. Dont use any punctuation marks
    9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
    10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
    11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
    12. Sing along at the opera.
    13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
    14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
    party because you're not in the mood.
    15. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name
    16. When the money comes out the ATM, scream I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
    17. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
    yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
    18. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,221 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Originally posted by Mr.Applepie


    16. When the money comes out the ATM, scream I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"


    You mean i havent been winning anything :(. What a gyp

    Lol n1 though, i like no.11


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