Before I came to college...

Mr.Applepie

Before I came to college I wish I had known:

That it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class, I'd sleep through it anyway.
That I could change so much and barely realize it.
That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways.
That college kids throw airplanes too.
That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you are so dressed up.
That every clock on campus shows a different time.
That if you were smart in high school, so what?
That I would go to a party the night before a final.
That I could sleep until 12:55 and still make my 1:00 class.
That my best friend is the worst roommate.
That you can know everything and fail a test.
That you can know nothing and ace a test. (I know a bunch of us are testimony to this one!)
That I would never watch the news, and I would be totally out of touch with the world happenings.
That Home is a great place to visit, But I wouldn't want to live there.
That the more money your parents give you, the less you have every time you check your account!!
That parties get old, and sometimes you just want to kickback and watch a movie.
That most of my education would be obtained outside of class.
That friendship is more than getting drunk together, but I met most of my friends through drinking.
That I would be one of those people that my parents warned me about.
That free food served until 10 is gone at 9:50.
That you could be totally broke, but still have enough $$ to go to a party!
That I would go home every other weekend my Freshman year.
That I would laugh at all the Freshman going home every other weekend my Senior year.
That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination.
That Psychology is really Biology. That biology is really Chemistry,
that Chemistry is really Physics and that Physics is really Math.
That my parents would become so much smarter in the last few years.

Jelvon

lol , so true

elexes

you forgot the mid point where you think ye this aint for me and drop out

Panda

That you can live on pasta alone.
That the TV licence guy is a bastid.
That cheap beer is good beer.
That if you throw a house party, things will disappear.
That a dishwasher is a luxury.
That the ESB bill is shocking.

azezil

I agree with all but this one

That parties get old, and sometimes you just want to kickback and watch a movie.

and i'd add:
That you can go out with £10 and still get wasted

Contra

Also

no matter how much you hate a tv program, you will watch it if there is nothing else on.

SheroN

mmmm...sunset beach!...the bold and beautiful...the young and the restless....mmmmmmmmmmmm!